I was checking in on my favorite former (and forevermore) club Hearts, to see where you guy's were in the standings...needless to say.....crap!, seriously boy's pull it together....but moving on....I checked to see who was responsible for such a mediocre start to the season, and, I see none other than COLIN effing REID!!!!on the player profile page for the club!....If you don't know by now, Colin and I played for Barnstonwoth Rovers F.C., in the NYC Cosmopolitain League for several years dating back to 1995, we also attempted to start a local football themed TV show centered on the now shitcanned NY/NJ Metrostars of the MLS, Colin was also the mastermind of a bus trip from hell in which I was one of many helpless passengers, the idea was to take a busload of lonesome and desperate scottish football hooligans loosly affiliated with "The Tartan Army" down to Washington DC to cheer on the likes of Jim Leighton as they took on a hapless U.S. National team in a final friendly prior to the '98 world cup, a low point for both the U.S. and Scotland national teams, which indicates a truly dazzling lack of abilities on both sides considering the football histories of both nations, anyway, to make a long story short, the game finished nil-nil, there was a bus breakdown, and when the tartan army found out that there was no alchohol of any kind served in maryland on sunday's, well, needless to say, things got ugly.....in all honesty, Colin's a good shit who put me in touch with many kind hearted folks in Glasgow, come to think of it, they may have been the ONLY kind-hearted folks in Glasgow, that being said, I would not have enjoyed my time in the land of three teethed lasses and sub-Albanian life expectancies half as much had it not been for Colin's assistance. This is truly an odd coincidence that the two of us will have played for two teams a world apart without correspondance or referal , and one that demonstrates that the full breadth of the earth, occasionally seems, just the size of a football......
Hearts, best of luck moving up the standings, I'm sure that having Colin in defence will only bolster your chances if for no other reason than the fact that he might actually be able to sort the sounds which eminate from Dougies haggis hole into words, something that I was obviously unable to do consistantly, particularly after botching simple crosses due to the angle of the suns radiation...
best,
Zak
P.s.,
If someone could forward this to Colin, I'd appreciate it, and so will his dignity after I tip him off to what volunteering for Hearts Christmas entertainment activities fully implies.
Goat says: October 8th 2008, 4:07pm
Maasai herdsmen in Kenya have turned to an age-old contraceptive device, the "olor", to protect their precious goat herds from an ongoing drought.
The olor is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat.
It prevents the bucks from mating with the female goats.
The herdsmen are using the device to limit the goat population and ensure there are not too many animals grazing on sparse vegetation.
"We don't want them to breed in this drought," says Mr Ole Ngoshoi Kipameto, a goat owner in Kajiado district.
Bicep says: September 25th 2008, 4:53pm
is that wilson groping someones girlfriend on the junk? Good job no bottles of Ricard around....
Owen Grafham says: September 5th 2008, 2:46pm
Hi,
My name is Owen Grafham. I'm 21 and i'm working as an English Teacher at a teaching training college in Tai Po this year. I have just been looking around for a football team for this season and found you on the internet.
Im originally from South East London, i went to York University UK and i've played football since i was 8 (mostly Sunday League and Uni football although i played for Crystal Palace FC for 3 years when i was about 10-13).
Are you still having trials for new players or anything similar? I realise i'm late but i've only just arrived in the country!
Anyway, let me know ()
Cheers,
Owen Grafham.
Juri from the old country says: August 13th 2008, 6:18pm
Warm goat greetings memememe from the not so old country. I have many many news. Since I leave Hong Kong I drink, sleep and eat. Pretty much regularly. Every day. Sometime I go shopping and sometime I go swiming. This week something very exiting happened after 5 days of rain. I go mushroom picking. But I dont pick funny mushrooms. I am good mushroom picker. I pick one mushroom as big as football ball. I can show you picture. I will send one picture to Barry.
barry says: July 21st 2008, 5:15pm
Hi Daniel
It is off-season here and we have all been away. The new season starts in September and so we will start training soon. There is a young guy from Accra at Chelsea academy called Nana Ofori-Twumasi. Do you know about him?
coach daniel says: July 14th 2008, 11:39pm
Is me your friend coach Daniel from Ghana.Mighty Waters f/c,Barry, is long time I not hear from you and your brothers why,let the friendship go on.I miss you.Try to mail me.Good lucky.
barry says: March 17th 2008, 2:59pm
Mike
How about the report (and a photo of Peart) from Manila Vets....
coach daniel says: March 9th 2008, 6:19am
Hi barry,i check the Manila vet i see pictures you take at the stadiuam with two boys,and my name.thanks for make me soo popular,i want to do football business with you,if you can get good agent.
c.daniel says: March 3rd 2008, 11:04pm
Hi Dan,thanks for your wish may God blessed U and brothers.But i want your team too work hard.so you can fine sponsors for mighty waters,very soon we start our league,things are hard so i need your help.Nest year i will change our team name to GREAT SQUADRON F/C.TRY TO FINE THE SPONSORS FOR ME.THANKS.
coach daniel says: March 3rd 2008, 10:40pm
Barry,I want to get the report for you but i can not fine manila vets mike.so if you can give me some idea about it and fine it,I will be happy Barry
coach daniel says: March 1st 2008, 8:51pm
Hi Barry,thanks for the reply.I will try to send the photos.so try for me i need your help.
GAS - Daryl says: February 29th 2008, 12:39pm
GAS are looking for a few more players to join us on tour in Bangkok this Easter (only a few weeks away - 22/23 March). If any of you are interested, please let me know asap @
barry says: February 29th 2008, 11:29am
Hi Guys....things have been stickey here in Shenzhen...bloody chinese broadband! Good to hear from you Coach Daniel. We look forward to getting some photos of you from the Mighty Waters and putting them on the site.
can we get a report from the Manila VETS Mike..?
Dan says: February 28th 2008, 4:26pm
Coach Daniel, nice to see you on the messageboard. I fear Barry doesn't check this page very often. May the Mighty Waters run fast and play deep. Peace.
Coach Daniel kotey says: February 26th 2008, 8:38pm
Barry Wilson,Since we met I haved not been touch with you and your brothers,no calls no email.this is my email,d.kotey @yaahoo.com.very soon we start our Leage.so i will send you our team pictuers.stay in peace,thanks.try to reply.
coach daniel says: February 20th 2008, 9:42pm
Barry,coach I need your words,this is my Email,d.kotey@.com.so please write me,for things you has done for our team.so try .thanks
daniel says: February 19th 2008, 9:56pm
I,M THE ONE WILL MET AT HOTLE.
COACH DAN says: February 19th 2008, 9:49pm
BARRY, WE SAID THANKS,MIGHTY WATERS,THIS IS MY MOBILE 0244527963
coach dan says: February 19th 2008, 9:43pm
hi, so barry remenber our team mighty waters football club in ghana.
October 22nd 2008, 11:04am
Lads,
I was checking in on my favorite former (and forevermore) club Hearts, to see where you guy's were in the standings...needless to say.....crap!, seriously boy's pull it together....but moving on....I checked to see who was responsible for such a mediocre start to the season, and, I see none other than COLIN effing REID!!!!on the player profile page for the club!....If you don't know by now, Colin and I played for Barnstonwoth Rovers F.C., in the NYC Cosmopolitain League for several years dating back to 1995, we also attempted to start a local football themed TV show centered on the now shitcanned NY/NJ Metrostars of the MLS, Colin was also the mastermind of a bus trip from hell in which I was one of many helpless passengers, the idea was to take a busload of lonesome and desperate scottish football hooligans loosly affiliated with "The Tartan Army" down to Washington DC to cheer on the likes of Jim Leighton as they took on a hapless U.S. National team in a final friendly prior to the '98 world cup, a low point for both the U.S. and Scotland national teams, which indicates a truly dazzling lack of abilities on both sides considering the football histories of both nations, anyway, to make a long story short, the game finished nil-nil, there was a bus breakdown, and when the tartan army found out that there was no alchohol of any kind served in maryland on sunday's, well, needless to say, things got ugly.....in all honesty, Colin's a good shit who put me in touch with many kind hearted folks in Glasgow, come to think of it, they may have been the ONLY kind-hearted folks in Glasgow, that being said, I would not have enjoyed my time in the land of three teethed lasses and sub-Albanian life expectancies half as much had it not been for Colin's assistance. This is truly an odd coincidence that the two of us will have played for two teams a world apart without correspondance or referal , and one that demonstrates that the full breadth of the earth, occasionally seems, just the size of a football......
Hearts, best of luck moving up the standings, I'm sure that having Colin in defence will only bolster your chances if for no other reason than the fact that he might actually be able to sort the sounds which eminate from Dougies haggis hole into words, something that I was obviously unable to do consistantly, particularly after botching simple crosses due to the angle of the suns radiation...
best,
Zak
P.s.,
If someone could forward this to Colin, I'd appreciate it, and so will his dignity after I tip him off to what volunteering for Hearts Christmas entertainment activities fully implies.
October 8th 2008, 4:07pm
Maasai herdsmen in Kenya have turned to an age-old contraceptive device, the "olor", to protect their precious goat herds from an ongoing drought.
The olor is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat.
It prevents the bucks from mating with the female goats.
The herdsmen are using the device to limit the goat population and ensure there are not too many animals grazing on sparse vegetation.
"We don't want them to breed in this drought," says Mr Ole Ngoshoi Kipameto, a goat owner in Kajiado district.
September 25th 2008, 4:53pm
is that wilson groping someones girlfriend on the junk? Good job no bottles of Ricard around....
September 5th 2008, 2:46pm
Hi,
My name is Owen Grafham. I'm 21 and i'm working as an English Teacher at a teaching training college in Tai Po this year. I have just been looking around for a football team for this season and found you on the internet.
Im originally from South East London, i went to York University UK and i've played football since i was 8 (mostly Sunday League and Uni football although i played for Crystal Palace FC for 3 years when i was about 10-13).
Are you still having trials for new players or anything similar? I realise i'm late but i've only just arrived in the country!
Anyway, let me know ()
Cheers,
Owen Grafham.
August 13th 2008, 6:18pm
Warm goat greetings memememe from the not so old country. I have many many news. Since I leave Hong Kong I drink, sleep and eat. Pretty much regularly. Every day. Sometime I go shopping and sometime I go swiming. This week something very exiting happened after 5 days of rain. I go mushroom picking. But I dont pick funny mushrooms. I am good mushroom picker. I pick one mushroom as big as football ball. I can show you picture. I will send one picture to Barry.
July 21st 2008, 5:15pm
Hi Daniel
It is off-season here and we have all been away. The new season starts in September and so we will start training soon. There is a young guy from Accra at Chelsea academy called Nana Ofori-Twumasi. Do you know about him?
July 14th 2008, 11:39pm
Is me your friend coach Daniel from Ghana.Mighty Waters f/c,Barry, is long time I not hear from you and your brothers why,let the friendship go on.I miss you.Try to mail me.Good lucky.
March 17th 2008, 2:59pm
Mike
How about the report (and a photo of Peart) from Manila Vets....
March 9th 2008, 6:19am
Hi barry,i check the Manila vet i see pictures you take at the stadiuam with two boys,and my name.thanks for make me soo popular,i want to do football business with you,if you can get good agent.
March 3rd 2008, 11:04pm
Hi Dan,thanks for your wish may God blessed U and brothers.But i want your team too work hard.so you can fine sponsors for mighty waters,very soon we start our league,things are hard so i need your help.Nest year i will change our team name to GREAT SQUADRON F/C.TRY TO FINE THE SPONSORS FOR ME.THANKS.
March 3rd 2008, 10:40pm
Barry,I want to get the report for you but i can not fine manila vets mike.so if you can give me some idea about it and fine it,I will be happy Barry
March 1st 2008, 8:51pm
Hi Barry,thanks for the reply.I will try to send the photos.so try for me i need your help.
February 29th 2008, 12:39pm
GAS are looking for a few more players to join us on tour in Bangkok this Easter (only a few weeks away - 22/23 March). If any of you are interested, please let me know asap @
February 29th 2008, 11:29am
Hi Guys....things have been stickey here in Shenzhen...bloody chinese broadband! Good to hear from you Coach Daniel. We look forward to getting some photos of you from the Mighty Waters and putting them on the site.
can we get a report from the Manila VETS Mike..?
February 28th 2008, 4:26pm
Coach Daniel, nice to see you on the messageboard. I fear Barry doesn't check this page very often. May the Mighty Waters run fast and play deep. Peace.
February 26th 2008, 8:38pm
Barry Wilson,Since we met I haved not been touch with you and your brothers,no calls no email.this is my email,d.kotey @yaahoo.com.very soon we start our Leage.so i will send you our team pictuers.stay in peace,thanks.try to reply.
February 20th 2008, 9:42pm
Barry,coach I need your words,this is my Email,d.kotey@.com.so please write me,for things you has done for our team.so try .thanks
February 19th 2008, 9:56pm
I,M THE ONE WILL MET AT HOTLE.
February 19th 2008, 9:49pm
BARRY, WE SAID THANKS,MIGHTY WATERS,THIS IS MY MOBILE 0244527963
February 19th 2008, 9:43pm
hi, so barry remenber our team mighty waters football club in ghana.
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