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The best team in the Hong Kong Yau Yee League. Champions 2007!
Time since GAS last won the league: 1990-6-15 00:00:00 GMT+00:00
Maziar Amirahmadi (Don)
Maz started his "career" in London in the early eighties with the Iranian Embassy FC, moving on when the SAS refused his "uncles'" entry into the UK.
He returned to Tehran and joined his childhood heroes Esteghlal in the Iranian Azadegan League, where he came up with the notion of coming to HK and eventually taking over the captaincy of a British Forces side to gain revenge (word has it that he framed ex-captain Curtis with the fish tank story, but in truth had him tied up in the broom cupboard of the local Mosque).
Upon receiving the captaincy he was overheard whispering to team-mates 'This is my way: I do invite you unto Allah, on discernment (insight and enlightenment), I and whoever follows me.' The rest, as they say, is history as Maz lead the team towards the summit of the YYF League. 100% committed to the cause and we thank God for giving us this opportunity to play alongside him.
"Blessings of Allah be upon Muhammad and the Members of his House"
Know to enjoy plenty of substance abuse and was recently spotted by a Squaddie tourist in Udan Thani playing as married to a reincarnation of his future ex-wife. Is of course legendary for introducing Squadron's... THE AXIS OF EVIL SONG.
to the action of
“SLAPPING YOUR HEAD”
DAR FECKR, DAR FECKR,
DAR FECK-REH TOR BOODAM
KE YEKI HAL-GHEH BE DAR ZAD,
(SQUADRON PLAYER NAME) HAL-GHEH BE DAR ZAD,
(REPEAT LINE UNTIL ALL PLAYERS NAMED)
GOFTAM, GOFTAM,
GOFTAM SA NA MA,
GHEB-LEH NA MA,
BAL-KEH TOR BARSHI, TOR BARSHI, TOR BARSHI, TOR BARSHIIIIIIIIIII-IH!
He returned to Tehran and joined his childhood heroes Esteghlal in the Iranian Azadegan League, where he came up with the notion of coming to HK and eventually taking over the captaincy of a British Forces side to gain revenge (word has it that he framed ex-captain Curtis with the fish tank story, but in truth had him tied up in the broom cupboard of the local Mosque).
Upon receiving the captaincy he was overheard whispering to team-mates 'This is my way: I do invite you unto Allah, on discernment (insight and enlightenment), I and whoever follows me.' The rest, as they say, is history as Maz lead the team towards the summit of the YYF League. 100% committed to the cause and we thank God for giving us this opportunity to play alongside him.
"Blessings of Allah be upon Muhammad and the Members of his House"
Know to enjoy plenty of substance abuse and was recently spotted by a Squaddie tourist in Udan Thani playing as married to a reincarnation of his future ex-wife. Is of course legendary for introducing Squadron's... THE AXIS OF EVIL SONG.
to the action of
“SLAPPING YOUR HEAD”
DAR FECKR, DAR FECKR,
DAR FECK-REH TOR BOODAM
KE YEKI HAL-GHEH BE DAR ZAD,
(SQUADRON PLAYER NAME) HAL-GHEH BE DAR ZAD,
(REPEAT LINE UNTIL ALL PLAYERS NAMED)
GOFTAM, GOFTAM,
GOFTAM SA NA MA,
GHEB-LEH NA MA,
BAL-KEH TOR BARSHI, TOR BARSHI, TOR BARSHI, TOR BARSHIIIIIIIIIII-IH!