Nick Willows

Even for a goalkeeper, Nick Willows is huge - in size and in personality. A character epitomising the spirit of Squadron football club. His dislike for high crosses contrasts with his enjoyment of the high life. However, the team's outstanding defensive record could be attributed to Squadron's mean defense as well as his menacing features in front of goal. Willows has shown his worth to the side, not least by his shot-stopping and distributing ability, but also his ability to have a good moan. Often likes to unwind after the match with a few pints and a good 'smoke'.

Ex webspastic, founder of this site and probably a legend in his own oversized panties. Up the ARSE!