Timothy Cuffe

Tim or 'Rim' as he's known in Russia, has a language all of his own. The younger Cuffe enjoys a good chinwag which of course helps to explain the extensive muscle and bone growth on the aforementioned facial feature. The comic book features and gift of the gab has meant that the journey to the 'Dark side' will be the most complex ever. Junior has had more white chicks in the last 11 days than Barry, Rick, Maz, Porridge and Mr.Willows have had in a lifetime. This has led to some resentment in the camp for the need to converse with women and then consumate without transfer of currency is alien to most of the squad. Tim has taken steps to address the situation and the following is an eyewitness account of a conversation in The Mes Amis Bar last week......
Tim the 'Rim' arrives and meets Monty at the bar. Tilting his head to one side, pointing his finger and lining up a shot with one eye closed he shouts "Monty you little Jackass what's going on?" (Monty)"He..." (Tim) "Not interested my tiny friend, listen where is Dumb ass, tight ass, nice ass, spotty ass, fat ass and must p-ass to? (Monty) "Well Alex is over there, Porridge is skint, Pete's in the bathroom, Barry's over at St.Paul's Junior High, Nick's over at Ebeneezers exchanging kebab miles and your brother has gone over to Maz's house to retrieve 10 shirts, 4 ties and a suit." (Tim) "Doesn't matter my wee garden gnome because you what I've just had Boris's name tattoed under my left nipple!!!!!!"